Okay, I’m dropping the Royal “we” for this text, as a result of I’m fairly certain I wish to solely converse for myself right here.
I’ll admit, the Lamborghini Urus, because it comes from the Sant’Agata Bolognese manufacturing facility, is a bit loud. It’s all angles and indignant air intakes, and it’s not delicate within the least. But, I’ll argue, that’s the level of a Lamborghini. It’s the automotive that jumps up and down with a neon flashing signal above its head going “LOOK AT ME!”
However, Marius Designhaus in Germany has taken that stunning vulgarity of the Urus, that stability of over-the-top combined with Italian design and refinement, and just about plopped it in the bathroom, gave it the center finger, and flushed with prejudice.
Filed underneath “Why in the name of all that is green and holy?!?!” comes the MD1, Marius Designhaus’ first (and hopefully solely) challenge with the Urus. Gone is the daring and brash Urus design, changed with what seems like a violent sneeze on design paper that was wiped off, checked out, and nodded at going “Yeah, this will work.”
It doesn’t. The entrance consumption space, which was an indignant shout from Lamborghini, is now a jutted out decrease jaw with slashes and angles that make even Hellen Keller recoil in horror.
The rear has so many spoilers and lips that it seems like a Honda Civic construct challenge gone dangerous. The pointless diffuser on the rear bumper is, effectively, pointless as a result of the Urus doesn’t hug the bottom practically sufficient to even have underbody aerodynamics.
But what’s making me claw my eyes out whereas additionally concurrently pouring gallons of bleach on them are the wheels. I want I used to be allowed by the editorial employees to curse on this web site as a result of these wheels are totally worthy of a loud “What the **** were they thinking?!”
Mercifully, solely 30 MD1’s shall be constructed, and I do hope that everybody that buys one makes it a storage queen, to forestall spontaneous vomiting from different drivers on the highway. It’s a bloody highway hazard by way of design.
In truth, I’d simply go to a type of on-line petition websites and begin one up asking Marius Designhaus to not make the MD1, for the sake of all of our eyes!